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***** We interrupt this broadcast to bring you late breaking news...
This just in... In a stunning turn of events, the Monrovia Development Review Committee (DRC) has voted to change their regular meeting time from 2:00 p.m. every other Wednesday to 4:00 p.m. every other Wednesday! In a unanimous vote, the representatives of the City of Monrovia stated that it may better serve the community to move the meeting back two hours. We're live on the scene of this unprecedented move (actually, it's super precedented, but where's the dramatic effect in that?) to get the reaction of bystanders.
Reporter/Monrovia Planner (we wear many hats here): Sir, can I get your reaction to the change of meeting time for the DRC?
Bystander #1: I like the change. Sometimes it's hard to get away from work for a mid-day meeting.
Reporter: Thank you, sir, that's great feedback... And you, Ma'am, what did you think about this change of time?
Bystander #2: I also like it... it's really cool that the DRC is so committed to reviewing these projects and that they want to make it easier for all of us to be there.
Reporter: Well, it seems like everyone here is on board with the change... young man, may I ask how you feel about the change in DRC's meeting time?
5-year-old Bystander: What's DRC? Is that a dinosaur? My teacher likes dinosaurs and she said that we're going to the La Brea Tar Pits and look at the bones and maybe we can even see what it was like back when the dinosaurs were here.
Reporter: Another enthusiastic response! Seems like everyone here feels like this is a good idea. Oh, and if you don't know what DRC is or what it does, check out this link https://www.cityofmonrovia.org/your-government/boards-and-commissions/development-review-committee. Since we've been utterly unable to drum up some controversy here, we'll now return you to your regular programming.
***** We now return to our regularly scheduled programming...
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Editor's Note: For the sake of full disclosure, all bystanders interviewed for this story are completely biased with the exception of the 5-year-old.
